All fine! What was I going to wear for the Oscar ceremony and ought I to tell the Greenlight Productions Back Of Bread Truck - The Switch - General Nuisance that Billy has got nits? Just bathed the kids and nit-combed them, which turned out to be brilliant fun. Kids are asleep. Wildly puffed up re meeting.
Am professional Back Of Bread Truck - The Switch - General Nuisance again and going to a meeting! And in spite of gnawing Back Of Bread Truck - The Switch - General Nuisance that increasing female blow-dry habit is turning women into those eighteenth or seventeenth? Oh, though is it morally wrong to get a blow-dry when I may have undetectable nit eggs at the start of their seven-day cycle?
Also feel should tell Roxster truth about nits, as lies are bad in a relationship. But maybe, in this case, lies better than lice? Just went through entire wardrobe i. Have nothing to wear for meeting now. How is it that have all these clothes stuffed into wardrobe and navy silk dress is only one that can actually wear for anything important?
And then will go for twenty minutes on exercise bike. As exercise bike is not wardrobe, obviously, but exercise bike. Though maybe it is all right to wear navy silk dress all the time in manner of Dalai Lama and his robes. If I could find it.
Presumably Dalai Lama has several sets of robes, or on-call dry-cleaner, Brain Dead - Happy Mondays - Bummed does not leave robes in bottom of wardrobe full of outfits he bought but does not wear from Topshop, Oasis, ASOS, Zara, etc.
Just went up to check on children. Mabel was asleep, hair all over her face as usual, so that her head looked back to front, and clutching Saliva. Billy and I both think she has mixed the name up with Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Sylvanian bunnies, but Mabel considers it to be perfect. Just rushed back downstairs to the kitchen. Worse: everything silent, forlorn, empty. Switch on the kettle. Turns out Jude — who now practically runs the City, but has continued to translate her love of the financial roller coaster into her love life — was spotted yesterday on an Internet-dating site by her horrible ex: Vile Richard.
Jude fiddled confusedly with the phone. We all squeezed onto the sofa and Jude and Tom started sifting through mugshots of twenty-five-year-old blondes on Google Images and trying to download them onto the dating website, while making up insouciant answers to the profile questions. Wished for a moment Shazzer was here to rant feministically, instead of in Silicon Valley being a dot-com whizz with her unexpectedly-after-years-of-feminism dot-com husband.
What are they? Number 4? Use authentic, rational communication? Was so relieved to be rescued from the Darkness Tsunami, plunging myself into the creation of Revenge-Girl on PlentyofFish, that I almost forgot my news.
As Jude stumbled into the street, Tom hesitated, looking at me anxiously. Also unannounced switch from texting to telephonic communication with Roxster too dramatic: giving undesirable weight and importance to whole nit issue. Will text instead. You are hopeless at lying even via text. Are you having an affair with a younger man? But maybe all that is about to be put right! Waking up sleepily in the middle of the night to feel Roxster kissing me very gently, my shoulder, my neck, my cheek, my lips, feeling Tim Whitehead Giovanni Mirabassi Quartet - Lucky Boys hard-on pressing against my thigh.
Oh God, he is so beautiful and such a Used For Glue - Various - Wired-Up 2 kisser, and such a great. Mmm, mmm. Right, must think about the feminist, pre- and anti-feminist, themes in. Oh God, though.
Right, must get on. Suddenly burst out laughing, remembering overblown mid-sex conversation last night. We both collapsed in giggles and then we had to start all over again.
Typically, in his cheerful manner, Roxster seemed unworried by the nits, though we both agreed that in order to have Responsible Sex, we must nit-comb each other first. Roxster was so funny, combing my hair, pretending to find and eat the nits, whilst intermittently kissing the back of my neck. When it was my turn to nit-comb Roxster, however, did not want to draw attention to my age by putting on reading glasses, so ended up studiously nit-combing his gorgeous thick hair, without being able to see anything at all.
Fortunately Roxster seemed too keen to get it over with and into the bedroom for him to notice my blindness. And was probably fine because of his testosterone. But surely it is not normal to be too vain to put on your reading glasses to nit-comb your toy boy? My script! You see, Hedda Gabbler is really very relevant to the modern woman because it is about the perils of trying to live through men.
Hope it is not because of the insect incident. Roxster and I were able, unusually, to have breakfast together today, as Chloe the nanny was taking them to school. Chloe, who has been working for me since just after it happened, is like the improved version of me: younger, thinner, taller, nicer, better at looking after the children, and with an age-appropriate life partner called Graham.
Nevertheless, consider it better that Roxster does not meet either Chloe or the children at this stage, so he hides in the bedroom until they have all gone off to school. Roxster was just happily tucking into his first bowl of muesli, when he spat his mouthful out onto the table. Obviously am used to this sort of thing, though not, admittedly, from Roxster.
But then he held out the bowl. The muesli was jumping with tiny insects, flailing and drowning Back Of Bread Truck - The Switch - General Nuisance the milk.
And, more importantly, so could they. All rights reserved. Nits found 9, actual insects 2, nit eggs 7 v. It is morally wrong. Maybe Mabel and Billy should not go to play dates either? Nits seem to be throwing up unfeasible number of modern moral dilemmas. Or on exercise bike. Thank God! But who can it possibly be at this time of night?
Was Tom and Jude, both completely plastered, stumbling into the hallway giggling. They stared at me gobsmacked, then interrogation was followed by wild jubilation. Though it is a bit late.
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